but there are times when i just don't understand him.
*while walking to the dorm*
mikey: colot! stay on the sidewalk. there's a car coming!
nicole: huh? i'm big enough to be noticed, mike.
mikey: you're not big enough. you're bite-size.
nicole: ahhh bastusa!
mikey: oh wait, you're not bite-size, billy is.
nicole: unsa man diay ko?!
mikey: you're tapeworm-size.
nicole: ?!?!?!
*we see a fat kid helping out in the relief operations*
nicole: awwwwww, she's so cute!
mikey: i know right? she's so cute, i want to bite her head off! numnum!
nicole: ?!?!?!
*while i'm manning the registration booth in the relief operations, mikey comes and smells my arm*
nicole: mike, stop smelling me!
mikey: ayy, but you smell good. you smell like a girl.
nicole: ?!?!?!
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